By slayday, Oct 20 2016 01:03PM
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A world-weary Justin Bieber made a valiant attempt to silence the shrill cries of fervent Beliebers during a stop on his Purpose World Tour last night (October 18), but his pleas for quiet were continually drowned out by overzealous fans who must not need air to breathe.
“Can you guys do me a favor? Can you guys just relax for about two seconds?” Bieber begged, already knowing his attempts to quiet down a Birmingham stadium full of eager fans was, no doubt, a pointless one.
“I get it, I get it,” he said, though there is no real evidence that he has ever truly gotten it. “But I’m, like, two feet away from you. And I can hear you.”